

Fun fact: I discovered the birthmark next to my asshole very early. My childhood best friend and I were bored one day, so we dared each other to flash our assholes and of course I volunteered to go first. The second I spread my cheeks, my friend screamed in horror and I sprinted to the mirror to check it out. I was intrigued but definitely embarrassed and a tiny bit worried something was wrong with me. We moved on and never mentioned it. To this day I don’t know if she actually noticed the birthmark and feared the worst or just screamed at the general sight of an asshole