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2023-10-18 23:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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bl00d meridian by cormac mccarthy i’m so sorry guys, because..
bl00d meridian by cormac mccarthy i’m so sorry guys, because i’m sure a lot of you like this one, but i had a terrible time. i don’t like vi0lence. i don’t like g0re, so why the fuck did i read this, knowing damn well just the word “scalp” makes me nauseous? cuz im a fucking idiot that’s why. i wanted to see what ideas mr mccarthy was hiding in that big ass forehead of his. it’s critically acclaimed for a reason. it has a lot to say about race, some to say about gender, and is masterfully written. the judge has some of the hardest lines in history. it’s metal af, i’ll give it that, but how metal something is not a category on my rating rubric. 5/10 based off my subjective reading experience. i know lots of people who can stomach this kind of stuff really like this one.
2023-10-18 21:19:58 +0000 UTC View Postmad honey jodi picoult and jennifer boylan i gotta stop read..
mad honey jodi picoult and jennifer boylan i gotta stop reading the books my aunt lends me dude. i’m always either bored, angry, or both. guessed the ending so early on and had to sludge through the rest,,,, again. this girl seriously needs to research better. technically there were multiple authors on this one, but i’m choosing to blame jodi bc last book i read of hers she put japanese names backwards, american style. endometriosis is not cured by a hysterectomy, no matter how much we all wish there was a cure, and although this doesn’t explicitly state it’s a cure, it implies it. the middle of the book twist did get me though, even though it was foreshadowed very well. i wish i could say more, but i try to be spoiler free with these reviews. i liked reading about the beekeeping. i also found myself chuckling a couple times, so it wasn’t all bad. sometimes i was laughing AT the author and her ignorance though, like when she said “we would *do* bongs.” listen jodi, you can hit the bong, you can rip the bong, you can even make a bong, but you can not *do a bong* wait,,, actually,,, new video idea. let’s go with 5/10
2023-10-17 17:25:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy mind is a dirty thing. And I love having you in it
My mind is a dirty thing. And I love having you in it
2023-10-16 23:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post
what’s my favorite color ? get the correct answer and get a ..
what’s my favorite color ? get the correct answer and get a picture in your dms ;) (i’ll send the pic in a week or so, once the votes are closed, that way i can get everyone at once )
2023-10-15 18:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
high me wanted to make you this video.
high me wanted to make you this video.
2023-10-14 01:30:03 +0000 UTC View Postlet’s make the neighbors complain ❣️
let’s make the neighbors complain ❣️
2023-10-13 23:48:04 +0000 UTC View Postthis whole femcel thing is slowly starting to become unfunny..
this whole femcel thing is slowly starting to become unfunny. literally wtf do i do? go into public? idk about all that.
2023-10-13 15:07:46 +0000 UTC View Postthe alchemist paulo coelho what the hell man? that part abou..
the alchemist paulo coelho what the hell man? that part about the “g*psy” woman and how they are all scary and thieves ? romani people i am so sorry for buying this book. in the introduction the author says that every part of himself is in this book, and i’m like, “yeah especially the prejudice parts, jesus christ.” he is not only prejudice against romani people, but women in general, people of other religions, languages, cultures, etc. i don’t really find any part of this redeeming. without the racism and sexism it would probably be a 5/10. bland, predictable, offers nothing of substance. there’s truth to it, but nothing we haven’t all read and experienced before. take out the romani woman scene and a few other lines and i would have said “meh,” but because i am so disgusted with the author and with myself for having had purchased this xenophobic trash, i’m going -2/10. haven’t rated one in the negatives since last year when i masochistically reread promise me. hopefully i’ll never have to again.
2023-10-13 02:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post
what would dolly do ? lauren marino i fucking love this woma..
what would dolly do ? lauren marino i fucking love this woman so fucking much. dolly parton, that is. this author sucks. sorry for my juvenile phrasing, but this whole thing reads like a buzzfeed article, so i don’t really feel i owe it to this author to be articulate with my criticism. the authors note says she’s worked for penguin random house and a bunch of other publishing houses and im like, “as what ? a janitor ? a receptionist ?” jk apparently she was a publishing executive. i can not believe this book had an editor, especially considering mistakes like saying dolly's home was “west of nashville” and kristin chenoweth was born in “arkansas” (she was born in oklahoma.) i didn’t like that half the book was dedicated to physical appearances and diet, especially because this feels targeted towards t33n girls. 10/10 for dolly 1/10 for the writing so i guess 5.5/10? i feel bad saying that, because i really did enjoy myself while reading this. i’ll just say 6. 6/10. i gave it a one star on goodreads tho, so idk.
2023-10-10 17:38:04 +0000 UTC View Postthere are only 10 days left in pornhubs october contest ! if..
there are only 10 days left in pornhubs october contest ! if you send me a screenshot of you voting every single day until the 20th (you can vote once per day!) then i will give you a free ppv of your choice 🤍
2023-10-10 13:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
soooo i posted this fairy joi to pornhub for the october con..
soooo i posted this fairy joi to pornhub for the october contest 🧚🏻 i usually never post to pornhub before i post on here, but i wanted to participate in the competition sooooo you can go check it out on pornhub (and vote for me please !) it will be posted on here in a few weeks ❣️ i just have lots of special videos already queued up for you onlyfans people.
2023-10-09 12:35:54 +0000 UTC View Post
choose the place where i’ve NEVER been. yes, i started signi..
choose the place where i’ve NEVER been. yes, i started signing kokomo. no, not every place i’ve been is included
2023-10-08 21:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post🧡 did you know orange karnations are a symbol of welcoming i..
🧡 did you know orange karnations are a symbol of welcoming in bali? they put them in hotels to welcome people :,) one thing i miss about indonesia is driving by fields full of these
2023-10-07 23:41:03 +0000 UTC View Post
gettin wild in the wildflowers
gettin wild in the wildflowers
2023-10-06 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Postthe plague albert camus wild to read this after living throu..
the plague albert camus wild to read this after living through a pandemic. this proves humanity and it’s reactions to epidemics has not substantially changed at all since the 1940s. usually i am always entertained by camus, but this one is just so boring. it’s not camus’ fault though, epidemics are very monotonous. it’s even written in the book that “nothing is less spectacular than a scourge” i don’t love the weird third person(ish) perspective “surprise” narrator reveal fashion this is written in. the narrator is obvious from the beginning, and i don’t really get what this style is suppose to accomplish. a false sense of objectivity, i guess, but i find it awkward and f0rced. i understand it helps focus on the collective trauma of the town instead of his individual experience, but i think it should have just been first person or third person, not this weird other thing. my favorite parts were the sections about the priest and the guy writing the same sentence over and over again. 7.5/10 so sorry to say, because i love this man
2023-10-05 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
this john steinbeck collection had 6 books in it so this is ..
this john steinbeck collection had 6 books in it so this is gonna be a lot of words. 3 were rereads for me 3 were new. tortilla flat no one appreciates and accepts the nuance and duality of man like steinbeck. not a day goes by that i don’t think of this man. i am always ranting about how everyone wants to be seen as a good guy, but doesn’t want to actually be good. they justify their bad actions in any way to avoid admitting they did something wrong. this one perfectly encapsulates that. the scene with the candle was written so masterfully if i didn’t know better, i would never believe it’s one of his earlier works. words were invented for steinbeck. 10/10 the red pony so fuckin sad man, especially the chapter about the grandpa. i love when he talks about how the spirit of westering filled them and they would have went even further west if there was any further to go, but the ocean stopped them, and now the coast is filled with men angrily staring at the ocean that stopped them. so sad to be old and to know you have fulfilled your life’s purpose, and now you’re just waiting around to croak. the pony stuff is sad too, of course. i’m kinda going backwards with this review, but i love the quote “they knew instinctively that a man on a horse is spiritually as well as physically bigger than a man on the foot. they knew that jody had been miraculously, lifted out of equality with them, and had been placed over them” i first saw that quoted in jo jo meyers’ the giver of stars and then got to fall in love with it all over again reading it where it came from. 8.5/10 of mice and men this was my third time reading this, and it never gets easier. i was crying by the second page and hardly ever stopped. the two shootings foil each other so incredibly, right down to the placement of the bullet. i hope they never stop teaching this one in schools, even if it’s mostly just so english teachers get to scratch their itch of wanting to say the n word. 10/10 one of the best books ever written. the moon is down i usually never reread the same book twice in one year, but this one was next in this collection i was reading, and i didn’t want to skip over it. i’ll say something different about it this time, though. when this first came out a lot of people were mad, because they thought steinbeck was a nazi sympathizer. those people are dumb as rocks. steinbeck does such an amazing job at showing that the german soldiers were humans that laugh, cry, feel, and bleed just like us, while still condemning their actions. i understand that people want to see nazis, and their enemies in general, as monsters rather than people. life would be so much simpler that way, but bad guys still do good things, and good guys still do bad things. of course nazis deserve to burn, but they will still hurt while it happens. last time i gave it an 8 this time it’s getting a 10. cannery row well i’m sore as hell that i haven’t read this one before, but it made me too happy to be too upset for too long. steinbeck at his most taoist. i wish i could crawl into this world and hang out with these people. the fomo is especially strong since so many of them are based off of real people like ed rickets. (smash btw) i would get a quote from this one tattooed if i didn’t dislike tattoos with letters and if all my favorite quotes weren’t paragraphs long. i’m so looking forward to reading the sequel. 10/10 58 the pearl i haven’t read this for almost 5 years, yet i remembered every single piece. that didn’t stop rereading it from being even better than the first time, though. this story so gracefully tackles issues of class, gender, and race in less than a hundred pages. steinbeck is the reason i will never take “they were from a different time” as a valid excuse. this man is more “woke” than any contemporary man i know of. i could talk about him all day but my words will never do his words justice. also ,,, smash,,, js 10/10 of course
2023-10-04 02:53:01 +0000 UTC View Postflower bath 🌺 pretend that’s your foot maybe instead of the ..
flower bath 🌺 pretend that’s your foot maybe instead of the hoof of the devil
2023-10-02 23:35:01 +0000 UTC View Posthere’s a little sneak peak of the last message i just sent o..
here’s a little sneak peak of the last message i just sent out ;) i don’t think a lot of you realize it’s TWO videos for the price of one, PLUS 18 pictures! all focused on getting cumshots on my bush. it’s a steal. go to our dms to check it out ❣️
2023-10-02 18:36:08 +0000 UTC View Postblockin out the sun on sunday ☀️
blockin out the sun on sunday ☀️
2023-10-01 23:33:04 +0000 UTC View Postlet’s do lex lore trivia again what years did i live in haw..
let’s do lex lore trivia again what years did i live in hawaii ?
2023-10-01 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
