Dungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me š
2025-01-02 02:19:04 +0000 UTC
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Dates are funny. First they tell you theyāre busy and then six months later theyāre asking why you never call.
2025-01-02 02:00:28 +0000 UTC
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I went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to take something for it.
2025-01-02 00:00:31 +0000 UTC
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They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, āWhatās the big deal? Iām already a grammar reaper!ā
2025-01-01 22:00:34 +0000 UTC
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Impromptu live recordingš“
Skip to 17min for nudity
Skip to 23min for dildo show
2025-01-01 20:03:04 +0000 UTC
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I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I canāt tell the difference between a customerās check and a grocery list.
2025-01-01 20:00:43 +0000 UTC
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
2025-01-01 18:01:00 +0000 UTC
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An archive of cum clips found on my old phone š¤ (all above 1min)
2025-01-01 17:47:03 +0000 UTC
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2025-01-01 16:01:08 +0000 UTC
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Genie sexy striptease
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2025-01-01 14:38:10 +0000 UTC
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I used to be addicted to soap, but Iām clean now.Ā
2025-01-01 14:01:09 +0000 UTC
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I donāt trust stairs. Theyāre always up to something.
2025-01-01 10:00:57 +0000 UTC
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Yennefer Cosplay
16min video
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2025-01-01 09:43:03 +0000 UTC
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When scientists take a nap, do they win a Nobel āSiestaā?
2025-01-01 08:01:10 +0000 UTC
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FASTEST FINGER DELIVERY!!Ā
The first to tip $20 will get a $200 worth of video bundle plus a naughty surprise š«¢
2025-01-01 05:33:14 +0000 UTC
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
2025-01-01 05:01:36 +0000 UTC
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What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves
2025-01-01 04:01:16 +0000 UTC
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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care
2025-01-01 03:01:19 +0000 UTC
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She had a photographic memory but never developed it
2025-01-01 02:01:20 +0000 UTC
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A cross-eyed teacher couldnāt control his pupils
2025-01-01 01:01:14 +0000 UTC
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When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents
2025-01-01 00:01:16 +0000 UTC
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The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
2024-12-31 23:00:54 +0000 UTC
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Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
2024-12-31 22:01:06 +0000 UTC
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A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. Thatās ridiculous. My dogs donāt even own bikes
2024-12-31 21:00:59 +0000 UTC
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I canāt believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
2024-12-31 20:01:06 +0000 UTC
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? Thereās no menu - you get what you deserve
2024-12-31 19:01:15 +0000 UTC
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case
2024-12-31 18:01:35 +0000 UTC
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What do you call a bee that canāt make up its mind? A maybe
2024-12-31 17:01:36 +0000 UTC
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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
2024-12-31 16:01:37 +0000 UTC
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